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Adult sms
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Dr.-Tumhari biwi ko gesh prablum he
wo pregnet nhi he.
Santa- he bhagwan!
Tune mujhe land diya he ya hawa bharne ka pump.?
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NAI ki shop k upar 1Lady rehti tHi
Usne apni Sari dhokr tang di
Jisse shop k Aage andhera hogaya
Nai bola-BB Gi SARI UTHAO NICHE BAAL KATNE
He???
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Beta kya kaam karte
ho?
Ans. Ji samaj seva
karta Hu
Matlab!Gire huve ko
uthata hu, Bichade
huve ko Milata hu
Kaise?
Braa banata hu :-
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Ansu tere nikle,to ankhen meri ho
Dil tera dhadke,to dhadkan meri ho
Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho
land mera uthe aur gand teri ho...
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Raat hogi to NIRODH duhai dega
Tango k Bich Wo CHHED Dikhai Dega
Ye PYAR zara Sambhal K karna dost
1BOOND b GIRA to 9 MAHINE BAAD sunai dega.
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GirL:Itna Chota PURSE Or Dam 999/-
Spkepr: Beti, Ye LUND k KhaaL Se Bana He.
Hath Firate Hi SUITCASE ban Jayega.
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A MOUSE & GIRAFFE Have SEX
Mouse-That Was D Best SEX I've Ever Had
Giraffe-U Look Tired
Mouse-Yes Between D KISSING & FUCKING I Ran 20Miles
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